Hello! Merry (Very Late) Christmas, my fellow awkward turtles!
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Brendon's POV
My mom said that we had to leave as soon as she saw me. She was going on about someone coming over or something.
I hated it when she did this. She had done this many times before. She was always trying to straighten out some "messed up" kids in the church. She thinks that if they hang out with me, then they'll automatically become the ideal child. I've tried protesting and trying out different ways to get her to stop, but nothing ever seems to work. Not with my mom. She's too stubborn to listen to what anyone else has to say.
The next kid will be coming over in like 30 minutes, so I was told to tidy up. I made my bed and picked up a few of my secret CDs.Quite surprisingly, I actually have a fuck ton of CDs that have nothing to do with Gospel music. They're all some kind of rock or alternative. I also am a huge fucking slut for Frank Sinatra. I even have a few records that I bought from my friend, Gerard. He sells a lot of different shit. Like CD's, records, weed, food for after you smoke all the weed. All kinds of stuff.
He's actually the one who snuck into church and hid that big ass bag of food in the janitor's closet. I pay him for the food, he stashes it away so I don't have to eat church food. We have quite a good arrangement.
I hid the last of my CDs under my bed and ran my hand through my hair because I was too fucking lazy to find a comb.
I heard the door shut and someone stomp up the stairs. Someone doesn't sound very happy to be here.
I heard my bedroom door creak open as I throw a dirty t-shirt into the hamper. I turned around, ready for this painfully awkward experience. I, however, was not prepared for who I was sharing the experience with.
There stood a very annoyed looking Tyler
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I can't update as much because of family stuff that I don't want any part of,but am a part of anyways. I tried, but I ended up with this. I was half asleep, ok? I know it's a very short chapter, but I felt like I needed to do something that was somewhat productive.
Thanks, peoples.

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