2016 Christmas Special! BLH/Storm x Reader

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So, I know what you're (probably) thinking: "Who the fuck is BLH/Storm?!" Well, that's me, or my persona guy, anyway. Now you're probably thinking, "Eww, YOU?! Why would I read a lemon involving you?!" And well, you wouldn't. But whatever I'm writing this anyway. Enjoy or don't, idc.
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2nd person POV

"Merry Christmas, you dumbass." You dropped a present onto Storm's lap. "Dufuq?" He looked up at you cooly. "Why are you giving me a peace offering?" "It's a Christmas present." "So," Storm began, "on this 'Christmas' thing, humans give peace offerings to one another for no good reason?" You scratched the back of your head. "Well... sort of?" He glanced down at the box covered in shiny blue wrapping paper. "Just open it." You said. He ripped the paper off, opened the box, and found a pile of lemons inside.

He rolled his eyes. "Ha ha. Real funny, ____." You smirked. Well, that is until he tossed one at your face, a mischievous grin replacing his nonchalant expression.

You threw the lemon back at your alien friend. "Merry Christmas to you too, ya dork."

The end, or something.

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