AN IM DYING I NEVER WROTE SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE AND I NEED MY FRIENDS HELP WITH THIS Q-Q.
Anyways enjoy
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(Hiccups p.o.v for once)
I woke up in my bed.as usual and i saw toothless back in his dragon form. I guess he cant handle being a human for so long.But what happened last night changed my whole perspective on him.HE GOT HOT AND HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL ASTRID ABOUT THIS?? ...Well i mean her and ruffnut ARE close. But what if she doesn't talk to me anymore after that! I cant have TWO lovers! ESPECIALLY when one of those lovers is a dragon-
*Yawning sound* (yes i seriously typed that)
Oh. Toothless is awake.roode he interrupted my thoughts.
(Toothless p.o.v)
I woke up a dragon again and i couldn't BARE but hop onto hiccup. Yet i underestimated my strength. "TOOTHLESS WHAT THE- AH" i got off of him as quickly as i could and just licked his cheek and he gave me the most dirtiest wtf face ever. As i did the same. He had a HUGE stack of fish in a basket and dumped some out for me.And thank god there's no eel. But after i ate i turned human and poked him on the shoulder "Hi. IM BACK" "Oh god toothless why-" "Okay now shut the full cup" "roode" he punched me on the human shoulder and in response i got on his back "Ha HA now I get to ride you!" This was my best plan yet. "Toothless that has TWO meanings-" "i know" ...... "You d1ck" "Suck it" "NDPNDPNDOBSJPDJ" He threw me off his back onto the bed "Are you getting on with me or what?" I asked that in a pervy tone. Im a genius. "UGH YOU JUST- I CANT EVEN- UGHH" He was annoyed and flustered too so he got on top of me just to make himself feel better. But i flipped him on his back and got on top of him "TOOTHLESS NO." I replied: "Toothless yes" i grinded against him a bit just to tease him leaving his shirt up a bit to just reveal his belly. I swear he was holding back his moans so badly "T-Toothless please not now- Ah~" I got off him after a good 5 minutes of teasing and popped up the big question:
"Can you make dragon babies with me-" "toothless I can't get pregnant im a boy" "Mr preg says otherwise" "Toothless you're gross" "Thats why you love me" "Ew" "Then when can we have s3x"
"TOOTHLESSWTF" "HICCUP GO PUT 100 BUCKS IN THE SWEAR JAR" "WHY THE FVCK-" "200!" Hiccup just hit me on the head with a newspaper and went out for the evening. He said he already told astrid and it turns out astrid has a thing for ruffnut. Im happy for them!.im glad i can be gay.the handsome little dork (MY FRECKLED BB HICCUP) gave me a little kiss on the cheek.
Im in love with a dork.
Why.tho
