psychadelic • m. espinosa

fifteen

15

Fe

"Son of a bitch," I sighed, seeing that the trash couldn't get any fuller. I wish I could just throw it off the balcony and blame it on a neighbor, but that isn't right. Maybe when I'm drunk I can.

I walked over to the pasta that was boiling on the stove and turned the dial on low, just because I wasn't ready for this place to burn down just yet. I walked back over to the trash bin and grabbed the straps of the bag, tying it into a knot and lifted it over my shoulder.

People might look at me weirdly, because why in the heavens would I put it over my shoulder, right? But to me, the least amount of energy used for taking out the trash is another excuse for me to stay up all night and contemplate my life.

I walked down my apartment building's stairs and was satisfied at the 'moo' noise my cow slippers made every time I stepped. These are for kids, of course, but we all have a little kid in us mentally.

Humming a random tune to myself I opened the big wooden doors of the building and walked around it, who knows why the dumpster is way behind the building, in the dark, where no one can see. They should really add some lights.

I looked round the parking lot and grimaced as I saw all the cars parked. I hate humans like myself but damnit I gotta admit I love making people happy.

I sighed as I reached the dumpster, and jumped up to open the smelly doors of hell. I threw the bag in there and closed them quickly, not letting the hand I used to open the doors get near me or my clothes.

Ironic how I let trash sit on my clothed back but not my hand, of course the hand touched other peoples germs so maybe that's why? Who knows.

A sudden growl stopped me from walking any further, and I turned around quickly. My eyes probably went bonkers and I swear that they bulged so hard that my brain started to hurt.

Why the fuck were there two wolves the size of fucking cars right in front of me? And why had I not been eaten yet?

I quickly moved my arms and body to be shaped like a tree, following the guidance of a third grade teacher who showed us how to avoid really big dogs. Apparently if you look like a tree they'll just walk right past you.

Of course, these gigantic fucking creatures weren't dogs, and I certainly didn't look like a tree, but it was worth a shot at not getting eaten.

The wolves snarled at me, and looked at one another. They're probably debating on wether to eat me or not. I swear I don't taste good, I just had a trash bag sitting on my back.

The biggest wolf was brown mixed with beige, and had hazel eyes. His paws were massive, about the size of my face and had sharp claws to match the size of them.

The other wolf, who was just short an inch of being as big as the brown wolf, had more of a blondish tone to him, and was almost fully white. He had grayish-blue eyes though, and his paws were a tad bit smaller.

I sort of wanted to reach out and touch their noses, because that's what intrigues me about dogs. It's just so cute and you just want to boop it.

Now's not the time, Fe. You're literally about to be eaten.

The big brown wolf stalked towards me while I took in a deep breath and held it. It came up and sniffed me a little, before whimpering and nudging me with its face. I didn't know if I should break my formation as a tree, it was just so damn cute. I'm assuming it's a boy, since there's a dong hanging that's the size of my arm.

( ^ omg Fe ya nasty we get it Matthew gotta big dick smh )

I couldn't help it, I broke my formation and began to pet the wolf, scratching behind it's ears. I know I sound stupid right now, but it was just so fluffy and cute and it's basically a big dog asking for my attention.

A sudden bark drifted me from my space and I was shocked at the White Wolf, who was seemingly mad. The brown wolf bowed it's head and licked my face, which ended up being the entirety of it.

I blinked, and they were gone when I opened my eyes. Damnit, I didn't get to boop the nose!

Sadly, I walked back into the apartment building and into my apartment, sighing.

I could've died yet I decided to stay, I'm one stupid woman.

--

THIS SUX LOL ITS JUST MINDLESS UGH FML

I LOVE YOU THO !!!

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT DAY AFTERNOON ! :0

xox, claire

ps. i hope u were a ho ho ho and got sum good good from santa!