One-shot Randomness

Comebacks (one is mature)

Two times where Fenris has comebacks for Anders  and one time where Anders has a better comeback.
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Anders gasped and buried his fingers into snow white hair, he looked down at the elf. The healer couldn't believe he wasn't dreaming, because the beautiful elf that he thought hated him was on his knees giving him a blowjob.

The mage moaned at the sight of his cock going between Fenris's lips, "babe you sure you don't practice because this is heavenly," Anders struggled to get out.

The elf pulled away to raise an eyebrow at him, he was still stroking a hand along the shaft. "With who? You know I don't talk to anyone," he said as if he was offended.

"Lies, you talk to Haw-" Anders moaned as the elf interrupted him by taking his cock back into his mouth.

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Parties Weren't something Fenris enjoyed, however he supposed he could endure one new years party for Hawke. His green eyes scanned the party, Carver was laughing with his siblings. Bethany his sister was showing then something she had learned from one of the circle mages.

"So Fenris, are you brooding over here in the corner?" Anders asked leaning against the elf. The healer was a bit drunk, and Justice probably was angry about.

"No, I'm enjoying this beer, alone. Or I was alone till you showed up mage," Fenris replied.

"Who you kissing when the clock strikes twelve?" Anders asked ignoring Fenris's response.

"Most likely the floor, when I pass out," he said offering a bottle to the mage in a drinking challenge. The healer grinned and took the bottle.

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The warrior stumbled as his feet slide in the mud again, the slick sound disgusting the elf. His sword was getting pressed into his back while he had the blonde mage on his back, the pouring rain made the walking harder but the warrior kept moving.

A groan came from the male on Fenris's back as the healer started to come too. The elf had thrown his black coat over the unconscious mage to keep him dry as he carried him.

"You should have just left me," came the mumbled words against his armor as the warrior stumbled a bit more.

"Can't do that, seems I'm attracted to crazy, reble mages," the Elf commented back as he noticed a cave. It wouldn't be the greatest place to sleep for the night but it would keep them out of the wind and rain.

Anders chuckled wearily, " well, you will never find a person like me in your life again. I promise,"

The elf was quiet as the mage slide off his back, "Your right," Fenris agreed with a nod. "And I don't want too, I'm happy with you."