Norway: so my family is so annoying, especially Denmark, but the rest
are fine. Y'know why?Norway: Sweden saved my life when he gave me extra butter
Norway: Finland had a huge present for me and that's a f*cling snowy mountain to represent our friendship
Norway: Iceland is my brother
Norway: but what about the Dane?
Norway: I won't tell ya, you guys might explode.
Norway: we're more than friends.