in the nordic household

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Norway: so my family is so annoying, especially Denmark, but the rest
are fine. Y'know why?

Norway: Sweden saved my life when he gave me extra butter

Norway: Finland had a huge present for me and that's a f*cling snowy mountain to represent our friendship

Norway: Iceland is my brother

Norway: but what about the Dane?

Norway: I won't tell ya, you guys might explode.

Norway: we're more than friends.

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