Things That Annoy Me on WattPad

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1. Warriors fanfics

-Kits CAN NOT kill other cats, okay?

-Can someone please make a fanfic where the first chapter isn't "I'm an apprentice and I'm so excited!"

-No mother would name her kit Bloodkit or Deathkit. Honestly.

2. Hamilton fanfics

-EVERYONE IS GAY. LIKE I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH LGBT+ CONSIDERING IM BI BUT LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ALWAYS GAY

-Hamilton: "I'm cold, Laurens!"
Laurens: "Sleep with me!"

-Lafayette has a sexy voice. I mean he does, but I just wanted to add that.

-They reference the musical like a lot. It's like

Eliza: "Alexander, come back to sleep."

Alex: "I'll be right there, just you wait."

Eliza:

Alex: "I just have to write like I'm running out of time."

Eliza:

Alex: "I am not throwing away my shot."

Eliza: "Okay I think that's enough."

Alex: "We're going through the unimaginable."

Eliza: "I have divorce papers."

3. IJ fanfics

-Sal and Q are literally always depressed and handling it really badly so their girlfriends have to help them.

-Joe eats a lot. Joe's life revolves around food. Literally everywhere they go, Joe's eating.

-Again, they reference the show WAYYY too much.

-All the producers of the show just don't care if protagonist leaves on set, because protagonist has a girlfriend.

-They portray Murr pretty accurately though.

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