Mom: can you check your luggage for your birth certificate
Me: It's in there?
Mom: Yes
Me: Which pocket?
Mom: Where did you put it?
Me: ......I didn't even know it was in my luggage so
Mom: I'm not in the mood for arguments
Me: Arguments?
Mom: Just check your bag
Me: How am I supposed to know where it is?
Mom: Just do what I tell you
Me: ....
