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Aries: Douche Canoe
Taurus: Natural selection will come for you
Gemini: YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF PAPER
Cancer: You literal turd burger
Leo: I'll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you
Virgo: YOU CRAP COVERED MAILBOX FLAG
Libra: I could eat a can of alphabet soup and s**t a better argument than you
Scorpio: You're an exceptional example of the need for birth control
Sagittarius: Dicknipple
Capricorn: You look a bit like Iggy Azalea
Aquarius: Go f**k a cactus
Pisces: I hope you step on a lego
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Zodiac Signs
LosoweJust some random things about your zodiac signs. ******If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. Credits to Tumblr and the internet
