The Signs When Being Kidnapped

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Aries: "Do you know who I am?"

Taurus: Bribes kidnapper and gets them to take them back home

Gemini: *Is serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*

Cancer: "Lmao, why do you wanna kidnap me?"

Leo: "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you?"

Virgo: "I hope wherever you're taking me is clean"

Libra: *Engages in heated diplomatic argument with kidnapper*

Scorpio: "If you don't let me go right now I will punch you in the balls."

Sagittarius: *Goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*

Capricorn: "This is not okay..."

Aquarius: "You little insecure... you are a low life."

Pisces: * Comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*

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