The katzenklavier ("cat piano") was a musical instrument made out of cats. Designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, it consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be "played" by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails.
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Cats. Cats are in pain. HELP THEM KITTIES. Even though some have bugs.. and stuff.