♡Bella's sarcastic sister♡

meeting the BFF that would stay +fam

After my little nap by that I mean it's almost lunch time and I don't feel like cooking so I came back to hell to get food. When I walked in every one was silent and I just raised my eyebrows and smirked walking to my sis while bumping her with my hip and said jokingly
"Hey Lil sis. What's been going on with hanging out with weirdos lately?"
She of course played along
"Oh you know just being pressured, poked and prodded."
I fake gasp in horror
"I'm the only one that can do that izy. Am I being replaced!"
She gasps in fake sadness
"Sorry hell fire. I guess you are."
And then I faked fainted falling on the floor. And I couldn't help it.... I started to laugh like the sphicotic bitch that I am. And bella chuckles. I sit up and gave her my hand to pull me up.
"I'm too old to get up by myself. Help bells?"
And she does what I ask because I was going to just sit there on the floor like the little kid I am until she pulled me up and she knows it. It still was so silent and I turn to see a bitch with a smirk and a hot boy looking at me in awe so I flip my hair and smirk while going over there. And then there was gasps.
"Hello bitch."
The blonde girl said and of course I reply
"Takes one to know one bitch."
"I like you already! I'm Rosalie Hale."
"We are going to tear this hell of a school apart. I'm Angel Hell Fire swan but call me hell fire."
"By the way the blonde dude that is staring at your sister is Edward Cullen, Emmet Cullen is the big muscley dude that is my boyfriend, Alice Cullen is the pixie that looks so lovey dove towards your sister and the one who looks at you like your a goddess is Jasper Hale."
"Nice to meet all of you. And Edward."
"Yeah."
"If you hurt my sister I swear by merlin himself I will torture and then kill you slowly so don't."
"Yes ma'am."
He sounded teriffied mwahahaha!!!!
"Alice?"
"Yes."
"Be good don't make her do anything she doesn't want to do or I'll make you go to a hockey game, wear ugly clothes and not allow you to shop for years. Is that clear?"
"Cristal."
She gulped. I'm sooooo evil.
"Now Emmet don't be stupid and spend time with your girlfriend more or I'll make you Alice doll and not let you play video games."
"And I thought I was ruthless hell fire."
"It's in my nature and my name so it's not that hard Rosie."
"Oh. That makes more sense. Jasper go have fun with hell fire."
"Right away Rose."
He then grabbed my hand and electricity ran through my arm and I actually smiled. I do not smile. Anyways we went in the woods and cuddled and I fell asleep in his arms. I knew what they were but I didn't care. I had Alot of vamps that are my friends and I miss them but you know nothing is what it seems.