Mr. Pickle

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It's so hot in Florida,I'm just going to wear something that's says "I don't like you,don't talk to me." I laughed to myself

I went into my suit case and decided to wear my light colored skinny jeans with a white tank top.
"Hope this outfit sends a message." I whispered to myself
"Sweetie are you almost ready?" Michelle came into my room
"Almost." I said fixing my hair into a messy bun
"You look so pretty." She said
I nodded and put on my black leather jacket and shades and walked out the door.
"So do you like music?" Michelle asked me
Me and my dad used to be in the car together and would have a lip sync competition together.
"Delilah?"
"Delilah?"
"Oh sorry,yes." I said
"Are you alright? You seem distracted!" She told me
"I'm fine." I lied
We arrived at the school and saw in gigantic bold letters "Niceville High."
"Off you go." Michelle told me
"Okay,bye!" I jumped out of the car grabbing my book bag.

Dang this school is filled with people.
"Come over here little lady let me tap that." I turned around to see a guy who was tan skinned,black hair,blue eyes and could tell a smirk never left his face
"In your dreams." I scoffed
"Come on everyone wants a piece of me." He said
"Hate to break it to you,but not everyone." I turned around to run into someone's chest who was really tall,had abs,brown hair,brown eyes,and teeth so perfect.
"Watch where your going." I said walking away
"Me? Your the one who bumped into me!" The voice started
"Yea watch it she's mine." The other voice started again
"I am not anybody's!" I walked toward the double doors that led into the school.
"Hey we need to hook up sometime." The voice stood right behind me
"No." I rolled my eyes
"My names Zayn in case you change your mind." He finally walked away
"First day?" The guy I ran into started
"I told you to watch where your going,which means leave me alone." I walked into the school
"Where's this stupid office?" I started
"Hmm you must be Mrs. Flower?" A voice started
"Guilty as charged." I rolled my eyes putting my hands on my hips
"Well the office is over there and hello I'm Mr. Pickle the vice principle ." He said
"So I'm guessing your kind of a big dill? I mean deal." I teased
"Oh Like I haven't heard that one before." He rolled his eyes
"So this is your schedule." He handed me the paper
"Dang it I have math first again. Guess I'm going to have to dill with it." I couldn't keep a straight face
"Please not anymore pickle jokes." He said sternly
"Okay fine,but I have a really good question." I said
"Okay go ahead." He said
"If a pickle is in trouble,does it still say it is in a pickle? Or in a human?" I asked seriously
"Go to class." He handed me a map and pushed me out the door

Sorry this chapter was a little cheesey😅 but these jokes had me dead😂😂
Hope you guys enjoyed!!

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