So someone called me today. This is what I remember they said
Emily(That is what they were called): Hello
Me: Kon'nichiwa
Emily: You have recently stayed at our resort and you have won a free trip to the resort!!
Me (pretending to speak Japanese): Ahsnn jdndjdn jdndjdjsnjsjaks
Emily: You have won a three night stay at our resort in Orlando, Florida!
Me: Jaisisj jdhhwjw skskjs
Emily: I will ask you a few questions first.
Me: jwisjjs ksnsbsjsj
Emily: Did you enjoy spending time at our resort?
Me: Meso Wa Fe Engorish.
Emily: Im sorry can you repeat that.
Me: Meso Wa Fe Engorish.
Emily: Great. Next question. What is your social security number?
Me: Meso Wa Fe Engorish!
Emily: Im sorry can you repeat that.
Me: Meso Wa Fe Engorish!
Emily: Great. Next question. What is your credit card number?
Me: MESO WA FE ENGORISH!!
Emily: Im sorry can you repeat that.
Me: MESO WA FE ENGORISH!!
Emily: Great. You have qualified to come on this amazing trip to the Bahamas! You will get a free breakfast and dinner! Let me forward your call to someone so you can give them your credit card number.
Then my mom made me hang up. I was in the car with Cade_A and we were laughing so hard. So every time I get a phone call from someone with no caller ID or from Washington or somewhere like that I always pretend I cant speak English.
