My mom was helping me practice my lines
Mom: *reads line before my line*
Me: Line
Mom: *reads my line*
Me: *Says my line*
Mom: *reads line before my line*
Me: Line
Mom: Do you even know any of your lines?
Me: No
Mom: Then why am I helping you?
Me: I dont know...
Mom: Just read your script ten times.
Me: *Walks away and fills sink up with blue paint water.*
I have
Memes
Now I will talk to you about eyes because eyes are amazing.
Your eye is a sphere. Close on eye and feel it. Its a sphere.
I like eyeballs.
I really really like them.
They are very interesting.
I also like noses.
But I dont feel like telling you about them right now.