WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

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My mom was helping me practice my lines

Mom: *reads line before my line*

Me: Line

Mom: *reads my line*

Me: *Says my line*

Mom: *reads line before my line*

Me: Line

Mom: Do you even know any of your lines?

Me: No

Mom: Then why am I helping you?

Me: I dont know...

Mom: Just read your script ten times.

Me: *Walks away and fills sink up with blue paint water.*

I have





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Now I will talk to you about eyes because eyes are amazing

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Now I will talk to you about eyes because eyes are amazing.

Your eye is a sphere. Close on eye and feel it. Its a sphere.

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I like eyeballs

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I like eyeballs.

I really really like them.

They are very interesting.

I also like noses.

But I dont feel like telling you about them right now.

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