Numerous Body Swap Stories

Home Alone by Erick S.

For fuck's sake, I fuckin' deserve this cigar! I spend enough time in this goddamn place going around like some "gee-whiz" All-American kid, living with his goddamn church-going family, and every second of it being treated like some fuckin' precious pretty boy.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I swapped with this kid at just the right moment. Happened to spot him from the back of the police car as I was being brought in. How's that for luck? One minute he was crossin' the street, lookin' all cocky and smug, the next he was sittin' in the back of the cop car in cuffs! Damn, I bet he got a fuckin' shock when he looked in the mirror and saw my old mug in there, too! Let me tell ya, after a hard life and committing crime after crime after crime, you wouldn't look so great either -- especially if you knew you had a big ol' prison sentence ahead of ya.

Fuck, man! I hope he's enjoying that shit! No matter how much it fuckin' blows that I have to act like a fuckin' teenage pretty boy most of the time, I can tell ya it's a whole lot fuckin' better than spending time in the Pen! And anyways, every once in a while when this kid's family is gone and I'm left home alone, I'll get to sneak in a cigar and maybe a drink or two -- and let me tell ya, they've got nothin' but the good shit in this house! Fuck man, I'm gonna try to keep this gig goin' for as long as I fuckin' can!