Kate || Liz
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*ring* *ring* *ring* "Hello?"
"Elizabeth Maxwell?"
"Yes?"
*sigh* "I'm with the Break-Up Service and you have been dumped."
"..."
"Thought I'd spare you the nice talk..."
"..."
"Would you like to view our online shop for-"
"That-THAT MOTHERF- *BLEEP* *BLEEEP* *hiccup* *sob*"
"Um... Your access code is 29TEGF. Thank you for listening and again your code for our shop is-"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARTLESS *BLEEP*!"
Kate quickly shut off her company phone before more insults were given. Now she realized why all of the phones were implanted with a voice disguiser.
Soon, a message appeared on her regular phone: K8!!!! NEED COM4T ASAP!!!!! @ MY JOB HURRY!!!!!
It's now or never...
"B there soon <3"
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The Break-Up Service
Short Story"Hello! You've reached The Break-Up Service. We're not available at the moment, but if you leave a message, we'll get back to you ASAP! *beep*" ~ Based on Help Center and Hate Line!
