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LOUIS POV

Louis: hey, Liam. Is this your new number?

Unknown number: um, I believe my name isn't Liam.

Louis: then who the hell is this, then?

Unknown number: um, I'm harry?

Louis: sorry lad, wrong number.

Unknown number: I'm going to just guess that your a boy?

Louis: maybe, maybe not.

How did this guy know he was a boy?

Unknown number: fiesty, I like it.

Louis: uhm, excuse you?

Unknown number: your exused, baby.

Louis: okay, first of all, I am not a 'baby'. second, don't call me that, I have a proper name.

Unknown number: how I'm I suppose to call you this proper name when I don't know it? I think ill stick with baby anyways.

Louis: if I give you my name, will you call me by it? Or this whole baby thing?

Unknown number: I might, baby cakes.

Louis: there's another one.

Louis: I'm going to call you sicko? hope you like it.

Unknown number: you won't call me sicko for long.

                     Unknown Number sent a picture!

Unknown number: Babycakes? Where did you go?

Louis: uhm, my name is Louis, not Babycakes.

Unknown number: can you send me a picture, babycakes?

Louis: I thought that if I thought that if I told you my name, you would call me it?

Unknown number: I said might, not will, baby cakes.

Louis: 😒😒

Unknown number: picture, baby cakes?

Louis: how do I know your not a peodfile stalker?

Unknown Number: just send it baby cakes. Now.

Louis: geez someone got dominant all of a sudden.

                         Baby cakes sent a photo!
                    

Louis: is that good enough?

Unknown Number: fuck.

Louis: are you okay, harry?

Unknown Number: sorry, had to wank.

Louis: did you wank to MY picture?

Unknown number: of course, beautiful. 😏

Louis: I'm so done with you. like officially. 😒

Unknown number: but love, were just starting. 😥

Louis: I hope you know I will prob block you btw ☺

Unknown number: whatever helps you sleep at night, baby.

Louis thinks that the name 'unknown number' should be changed for Harry, so he changes the name to dickwad'

Louis: your the biggest dick I've ever texted 😑

Dickwad: I aslo have a big dick, so your stating facts, babe.

Louis: there's another one. MY NAME IS LOUIS; not baby, baby cakes, nor babe. get that through your thick skull 😐

Dickwad: aw your so cute when your mad

Dickwad: you prob look like a angry kitten

Dickwad:or a cute puppy!

Dickwad: I'm going to die just imagining your cuteness 😳😳

Louis: I'm a very muscular man; so I look like a angry man, not a puppy nor kitten, you dick

Dickwad: from the pic i saw, your a cute little baby who needs a daddy to take care of you 😳

Louis: I have a dad?

Dickwad: not that kind of daddy,  baby. 😏

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New story! This is just going to a shot story, maybe ten chaps.

There will be quick updates like this one.

I expect this story to be finished in two weeks.

But I need ideas!! Comment plz 😐😐