AT 10AM, 7 hours after the fire alarm, the entire campus was awake like the living dead.
Classes remained the same, starting at 8AM. 60% of them dragged their bodies to class, 30% gave up halfway and fell asleep at every corner they could find, but I was the 10% that stayed in and skipped classes for the whole day.
It was pointless going to class with my mind and soul out of this world. As much as I should have came, to keep up a good attendance which can get a GPA of 4.0, I thought I could pass for the day. It wasn't like I skipped everyday anyways.
By 11AM, I was still on my bed, making a tiny paper plane with the note Ethan left me earlier. When I woke up, the sticky note was pasted on my forehead. It said, "I am going to class, for real xoxo.". Xoxo? Seriously, Ethan. As long as he attended his classes, I was not that worried about him getting wasted. Just as I was about to fall asleep, I felt my torso vibrate. No, wait. That sounded wrong. Something under my torso was vibrating.
No, I didn't have a vibrator if that's what your sick ass was thinking. It was my phone, rapidly vibrating. I groaned and ignored it for a few seconds, hoping the vibration would stop. Oh, the struggles of having a clingy girlfriend.
But who was I kidding? I had no girlfriend, only a bunch of freaks who spam the group chat at 11 in the morning! Didn't they all had classes to go to? I unlocked my phone and checked. 254 texts!?
Danial: hi did anybody skip class? bc i did. i feel like death rn!!!
Freya: meeeee
Danial: i think we've made it clear that we both under the same roof, freya
Nina: me too lol what is college
Neena: me 3
Layla: Me 4 :-( I feel suckish right now, god. I need mi slp
William: then go back to sleep. why r u awake rn
Layla: Breakfast
Freya: i want some :( everybody in this apartment wants me to starve to death sigh
Danial: but u r literally in the kitchen rn. where's eiko and my Charlie tho??
Freya: in my heart ;)
William: in ur butthole
Eiko: I'm just ignoring all of you.
Danial: why do u type like an adult!!!
Eiko: No, you just type like a child.
Willa: I AM GOING TO LEAVE THIS CHAT IF NO ONE SHUTS UP. I Can't MUTE THIS GRP IDK WHY BUT SHUT UP
I scrolled right to the bottom, which were the recent chats.
Freya: guess who was the asshole that set the fire alarm at 3am
Freya: hello?????
Freya: ok anyways, it was jake ross, asshole confessed that he was tryna
make some ramen
Danial: who is jake ross
William: wasnt he the one who tried to parkour and broke his dick or smth
Layla: For real?!
Danial: BROOOOOO
Neena: Wasn't it his neck
Nina: i heard it was his toe
Danial: btw when did he 'confess'
Freya: i heard some ppl talking about it while i was in the shower and some
ppl think that sutter planned all of these
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Euphoric Disaster
Humor"They believed in every possibility that existed in this world. They lived their days like a euphoric disaster."
