Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus Headcannons

9

"You're sure you're not an amazing?"

"Positive."

"Well we have a spot available if you're interested. I'll even let you keep the boy."

"Hear that seaweed brain? You could be my concubine while I conquer the world with a band of fierce warriors."

*Percy squints* "Isn't that what we're doing now?"