6. Son-of-a-mother-fucking-cunt-muffin!

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"Dude, where the fuck have you been? I've been waiting here for, like, an hour?" Melanie asks with Cassie by her side and Cassie keeps looking over her shoulder.
"Uhm, hey, John? Can you drop me off somewhere that isn't in the woods? Please? How about at Helen's? Or Karen's?" Cassie asks nervously.
"If you got directions, I don't care. Hell an address will do. I was a pizza guy, so I know just about every where." I tell her and I unlock the Impala's doors. Now, this is a side note, I have an old Impala. Yes, it is matte black, and people have said to me, "Hey, that's the car from Supernatural!" After a few minutes of googling I had found out it was a television show, but I hadn't seen the show, It was just in my garage. Yes it was my grandfather's car and it has been a family heirloom. Well, kinda. I only make this comment because as Cassie and Melanie get into my car, Cassie's first comment is, "Holy shit, I feel like Cass from Supernatural. Hell I'm even sitting where he would be." I see her smile in the rearview and she looks at me. "Don't tell me you don't know. You even have the same fucking car." She stares at me in disbelief, "Seriously? Mels, back me up here." Melanie turns and looks at her confused shrugging. "Okay, before you fuck tonight, because, its gonna happen. You both are required to watch six episodes of Supernatural. Okay?"
"Why Cassie? Do we really have to?" Melanie asks and Cassie sighs angrily and growls softly
"Because, his name is almost John Winchester. By the way," she looks to me, "Name your sons Samuel and Dean. And make sure you teach them how to hunt. And Dean gets the Impala." Melanie and I look at each other confused then back to Cassie, "Fuck you two! You're killing me! Watch the episodes tonight, and you'll understand. Melanie, you know my Netflix password right? I am gonna quiz you two." she says and I look at her.
"Cassie." I say
"What do you want you fuckin' caveman?"
"Where do you wanna go?"
"Oh, heh, right. Sorry. Uhm, take me to 4521 south Second street." she smiles sheepishly, "Please?" I chuckle and begin driving the short trip to the house she wanted to go to. I keep my eyes ahead until we pull up and Cassie gets out slowly and opens the door. She walks up to the front door and waits for a minute then the door opens. Some girl looks at her then nods and lets her in. I look at Melanie and she looks at me taking a deep breath, "So, it looks like we have to watch that show. Before we are bound to fuck each other's brains out according to every one. But before we watch some weird ass T.V show and ultimately fuck the night away, do you want to get anything while we are in town?" I ask with a hint of sarcasm when talking about fucking the night away.
"Well, I kinda want some Pringles. And some other snacks. And we gotta make sure you are able to keep up with me." she says back with the same hint of sarcasm. I chuckle and shake my head.
"So, energy drinks, condoms, Pringles, and endless snacks?" I ask jokingly and Melanie smirks and whispers in my ear
"You want condoms? You don't want to go raw? Too bad, I was looking forward to it. Oh well, let's get your rubbers." I smile and lean over and whisper back in her ear, "See, doll face. The condoms were for your sake, I don't think you'd want kids just yet. But if you want raw, you're gonna have some trouble walking doll face." I hear her breathing hitch and I smirk to myself then just for effect I gently bite her earlobe, drawing a soft gasp from her. I lean back into my seat smirking and I look at her as I begin driving. Her face is flushed a deep hue of pink. I keep driving and I hear her uneven voice as we pull to a stop.
"You did that on purpose didn't you?" she asks and it draws a soft chuckle from me, "That was fucking sneaky. I deserve to do something like that to you." she says testing the waters.
"Why is it bothering you so much? It was simply retaliation If you didn't do say anything, nothing would have happened doll face." I say, then a smirk crawls on my face, " That's why. You liked it didn't you? You liked the earlobe nibble." I say and listen, I hear her breathing get slightly shorter and a small smile dawns on her face and she laughs nervously as her face turns a soft shade of pink.
"What? Uh, no. I did not. It didn't even affect me." She says slightly unsure and I look at her and laugh.
"Doll face, it may be dark, but that doesn't mean I can't see your face. And it is screaming, 'I am lying!' You don't have to be embarrassed. A sensual kiss to almost anyone's neck or even gentle nibbles, are anyone's downfall. It works almost universally." I say as we pull to another stop then I turn to look at her and she smirks and leans forward. Her face is mere millimeters away from mine and we stare into each other's eyes then her eyes dart from my eyes, to my neck, to my lips and back to my eyes. She leans down slowly and kisses my neck softly then I feel a slight pinch as her teeth latch onto the skin of my neck, and then nothing, then a slightly harder pinch again from her gentle teeth. My breathing hitches slightly and I clear my throat and her lips linger, gently brushing against the now tingling skin of my neck and I feel her smile. Then I hear a soft whisper, "I got you." she sits back in her seat and I tilt my head and look in the mirror and see a soft purple hickey slightly above my collarbone, and it peeks out of my shirt. I look at her and she smirks sticking her tongue out at me. I chuckle slightly and I shake my head as the light turns green.
"I am gonna get you back for that." I say and she giggles.
"Nothings stopping you." she retorts and I chuckle and pull into a gas station. I smile and pull into a place to fill the car. I look at Melanie and take out my wallet. She walks over to me and I hand her a fifty and a twenty.
"Alright. I need gas, so you go in, use thirty for our snacks and forty for gas, alright?" I tell her and she smirks as she sees her work on my neck and she puts her hand on mine to take the money. I smile and she nods taking the money inside. I wait outside my car for about five minutes and I see her walking out the door with a few bags. I begin fueling the car and she looks at me as I open the back door for her to put the bags in.
"What did you get doll face?" I ask as she puts them in
"Well, I got a tub of chocolate ice-cream for us to share. A few thingies of Pringles. Some energy drinks, like ten," she begins to giggle as I finish fueling the car. " heh, and a box of ribbed condoms. You should've seen the clerks face. Priceless."
"What size were they?" I ask smiling softly as I look at her and she looks at the box.
"I dunno it just says six to eight, average? I dunno?" I deadpan at her and she just looks at me then smirks, "Too big for little Johnnie?" She asks whispering softly and I let out a soft chuckle and whisper back, "Try too small doll face." I wink at her and her eyes widen and we get back into the car. I turn the engine over and begin the drive to the edge of town.
As we get to a deeply wooded area about a quarter mile from my home, I hear Melanie ask softly, "You aren't gonna, like rape me and kill me in the old abandoned shack out here, right?"
"There's an abandoned shack out here?" I ask and she looks at me confused
"Yeah, supposedly some family lived in it, then they all ate each other and died? You didn't know?"
"To answer you first question, no, I am not. I do live out here. And there is no shack out here. Just my house." I say as I pull into my dirt driveway. I pull up closer to my house and Melanie stares at it with wide eyes. My home is a simply built two story home. It is very large however, It has a one car garage my father added to it. Most of the house a nice, simple wood finish, but other, newer parts have a modern look to it. It looks quite nice on the inside as well as the outside. I shut off the engine and look at Melanie who is still looking at my home. "Welcome, doll face, to my humble abode."
"Humble, my ass" she says quietly and I chuckle as we both get out of the car. I begin grabbing our snacks and Melanie takes out her phone, "No reception out here, but I have WiFi inside." I see her nod and begin to walk toward my house. I shut the door with the groceries in hand. Melanie freezes and runs back to me and looks at my house, "What is it?" I ask and she just stares at the house.
"I heard growling" she says with a nervous tremble in her voice.
"Yes, Kino. My dog. I've trained him to only attack with a certain command. Other than that, I think the worst he can do is hump your leg, doll face. Come on, I'll show you. And if Kino tries to jump on you, just use your best scolding voice and say 'Down'. Now if he starts to hump your leg, whistle. Or do a bird call if you can." I say and she smirks then does an astounding bird call.
We walk to my front door and I hear Kino's growl from inside, I open the door and he races out and stands by my side then gets to a defensive position in front of me between Melanie and I. He bares his fangs and growls, I look at him and then reach down and scratch his neck. I see his dark colored fur slowly ease and he watches Melanie. "You can pet him, he is deciding whether or not to trust you just yet. He really likes it when you scratch just behind his ear." I say and she reaches forward, toward Kino, he walks forward and nudges her hand onto his head. This causes her to smile as she pets him and scratches his head to his back.
"You know he's a cross-breed right?" Melanie says as we walk inside and Kino stays by her side. I look at Kino and he looks at me with his bright, icy blue eyes.
"Got a new bestie huh? I see how it is, I raise you and you just meet her. Now you like her." I say to Kino and he moves his head forward slightly and he whines softly as he sits down, "Oh now you want me, you just want food." Kino looks to his bowl then to me, "I taught you how to hunt, c'mon. Let's go bud." I say walking to the back door and he runs to the back door and sits. Melanie crosses her arms watching silently as I open the door, but Kino stays where he is. I look at him and he looks back, "Go!" I say and he bolts out the door and disappears into the woods.
"Didn't know you spoke animal." Melanie says with a playful smile and I walk back to her.
"I don't"
"Right, and what did you call that?"
"A properly trained dog." I say
"You know he is a cross-breed right?"
"What makes you say that?"
"My, m.. Someone I know breeds wolves and huskies. That is essentially what you have, just perfectly trained."
"Who is it?" I ask and she looks away and I shake my head, "That is none of my business." She looks back to me and I chuckle.
"Well, let's get to watching this show. We gotta watch six episodes." she says and I nod I grab her a thingie of Pringles and we walk into my living room. Now, I do realize you can call the thing Pringles are in a tube of Pringles, a case of Pringles, a container of Pringles, etc. But I call them a "thingie" because you can put your own word there. I don't want to call them anything else. Simple enough.
I turn on my T.V and then my gaming console. I don't really actually have games, I just use it for Netflix. I type in "Supernatural" quickly in the little search bar and I look at my couch. Melanie is sitting on it watching me.
"You know, its a bit chilly in here. We should cuddle for warmth John." I chuckle softly and she smiles innocently
"My dear Melanie? Are you trying to make a move?"I ask with a soft smile as I turn on my stereo and wait to press play.
"Well, John, everyone needs a cuddle buddy. Be my cuddle buddy?" she asks with a soft smile and I chuckle shaking my head, "No? Why not? I wanna cuddle buddy?" she frowns and and whines softly bringing out a soft smile.
"Fine, since you're so convincing. Sure. I'll be your cuddle buddy doll face." I say and she smiles and grabs the throw blanket on the back of the couch then pull it close and she giggles.
"Yay. I have a cuddle buddy!" I chuckle at how innocent she can be sometimes. I sit next to her and she shakes her head, "No. No sitting, we are laying down, cuddle buddy. Movie time equals cuddle time." she says with a serious face and I chuckle as I lie down. She scoots in front of me and pulls the blanket over me. I reach over and press play on the show then rest my arm on her waist. Very slowly she scoots her hand toward mine and we slowly interlace our fingers. As we do I see her cheek turn into a soft smile as we watch the show. After two episodes, Melanie turns to look at me, "What do you think?" she asks softly and I chuckle.
"About?"
"The idea of an us? Like, I mean, this. It feels so, nice, I mean." She stops and furrows her brow as if she is having trouble formulating her thoughts into words. I smile to myself as the intro of the next episode begins, "I mean, like, I like this. I've never had this. I... Hmm... I just--" she sighs and shakes her head letting go of my hand. I smile softly and whisper in her ear.
"I like it too. It's nice. It's comfortable," I gently touch her fingers and she smiles then intertwines our fingers and grasps my hand gently. I hear the dog door open and shut a few times. I know it's Kino, because no other animal wants to fuck with him. I continue watching the show with Melanie and I hear her start to fall asleep. She wakes up after a few seconds then sniffles and clears her throat. After about the fifth time she turns her head to me, "Pee break?" she asks quietly and I pause the show. She stands slowly then stretches and yawns. I hear her back pop as she stretches and I chuckle, "Get it doll face." and I hear her giggle and she asks where the bathroom is. I tell her and she disappears, I walk over to Kino and is sleeping soundly. I go to our bags and I fish out an energy drink. I open one and I take a drink, during the midst of my drink, I feel arms wrap around me from behind, "May I have a drink?" I hear Melanie ask me, I hand her the drink and chuckle as she takes a large gulp then sets it on the small table near where we were. Then she grabs another and sets it next to the other and looks at me, "You ready?" she asks and I nod, "Hold on, we've been watching this for literally hours. what episode are we on. Because I swear, the intro has changed." she says and I shrug. I jiggle the controller's joystick and the information is revealed, "Season two? How many are there?" I open the menu and we both realize it has nine, "Well, Cassie is gonna be proud. But, I am tired. Bed time?" she asks and I chuckle.
"If you want doll face. It'll only be you sleeping though." I tell her and she pouts.
"But I want my cuddle buddy. Please?" she says
"Maybe."
"Please?" she whines in a soft little voice and I look away smiling, I rub my face taking a deep breath as I nod.
"Fine."
"Yay. Where is the bedroom?" she asks and I lead her to my bedroom. I go into the bedroom's bathroom which leads to the walk-in closet. I change into a loose pair of sweats and bring a pair out for Melanie and I come back into the room and she is staring at her phone, "Son-of-a-mother-fucking-cunt-muffin!" she says quite loudly and I chuckle. She jumps slightly and I laugh some more then offer her the sweats and she shakes her head. I slide off my baggy long-sleeved shirt. She slides her jeans off and her shirt then scoops up the one I had just taken off and she slides it on. It drapes over her slightly, covering her body to her mid-thigh. I smile and look at her and she looks back nervously, "This is okay right?" she asks and I nod. She looks at me and then crawls under the comforter, then makes some room for me.
"So, doll face, if you don't mind me asking, what was with the colorful language?" I ask as I lie down in the bed with her. She gets back into the position we were in when were on the couch and she sighs.
"Shit, pardon my French, sorry about that." she says
"Well, for French that sounded like 'Shit'. Seriously though, what's going on?" I ask and by the way, if any of you see a reference there, you're awesome.
"A long story for another time." she says tiredly, and I nod as I shut out the lights, "Goodnight John." she says softly and she scoots closer to me.
"Night doll face."
I wait a few hours and she was definitely asleep. I feel my eyes droop and she shifts slightly, I open my eyes wider and she shifts again. I watch her and she groans softly, then scoots away. I hear her begin to have a bit of trouble breathing, she's having a nightmare, I think to myself and I scoot closer to her and she sits up quickly, her breathing still fast and shallow. "D..Don't h..Hurt me..." she says to me in a terrified voice, I keep the lights out and gently touch her hand.
"Hey, hey, hey. Come here doll face." I say in a soft gentle voice, "No one's gonna hurt you." I scoot toward her and open my arms. She gives me a soft hug and I can feel her body shaking from fear of the nightmare. "You can squeeze me doll face. You need it." I say and she squeezes tightly and I hold her. Her breathing slowly becomes more regular and calm as she lets me go. I hear her sniffle, "I'm sorry John." she says quietly as she goes back to laying down with me.
"Don't be doll face. Its alright. I know what its like to have those. Its gonna be alright." I say softly and I see her nod and soon she drifts back off into sleep. I feel my eyes droop and I begin to feel the fatigue of staying up for so long. I listen to Melanie's rhythmic breathing and I match mine to it. I slowly begin to feel my heart rate slow and finally I fall into a deep, dreamless sleep.

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