(The Autobots are training)
Ultra Magnus: Let's get down to business
to defeat the 'cons.
Did they send me Starscream when I asked for Prime?
Prime: ...?
Ultra Magnus: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
Everyone: ._.
Ultra Magnus: But you can bet before we're through
*points at Smokescreen*
Mister, I'll make a mech out of you.
Smokey: ...
Ultra Magnus: Tranquil as the AllSpark
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win!
Everyone: ... :D
Ultra Magnus: You're a spineless, rusted, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a mech out of you
*cue intense training*
Smokey: I'm never gonna get a break
Bulkhead: Say goodbye to Miko for me
Wheeljack: Primus, was I a fool for skipping Elite Guard
Ratchet: This guy's got 'em scared to death!
Smokescreen: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Arcee: Now I really wish that I knew how to fly
The kids: Be a mech
The bots: You must be swift as a plasma storm
The kids: Be a mech
The bots: With all the force of a mine explosion
The kids: Be a mech
The bots: With all the strength of a smelting pit
Mysterious as the Dark (side) Of The Moon
Ultra Magnus: Time is racing toward us till the 'cons arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
*looks pointedly at Wheeljack*
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, get out, you're through-
Wheeljack: ...If my ship weren't a twisted wreck at present-
Ultra Magnus: -How could I make a mech out of you?
Wheeljack: -_-
~~~
Just a silly little thing me and sydneykaija made lol
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TF Bloopers!
RandomOkay so I know there are a few of these around (@Pepapuppy_Autobot 's are hilarous) but I recently got ideas thanks to some people (@JunglePunk) and created a my own bloopers book. Enjoy! :D (#48 in humor what)
