OP: Ratchet!
Ratchet: *doesn't answer*
OP: Ratch! Retchet hey!
Ratchet: WHAT
OP: Ugli fruit!
Ratchet: -_- Apples
OP: Bananas!
Ratchet: Strawberries.
OP: grapes!
Ratchet: Watermelon.
OP: Kumquats!
Megs: Figs...
OP: o.o
Ratchet: ...
Megs: ...
OP: ...oranges!
Ratchet: Pineapple!
Megs: Cranberries!
Ratchet: Pomegranates!
OP: Pears!
Ratchet: Tangerines!
Megs: Raspberries!
OP: Cherries!
Ratchet: Lemons!
Megs: Limes!
OP: *gasp* Avocado!
Megs: Optimus, avocado isn't a fruit.
OP: yes it is
Megs: no.
OP: yes
Megs: =_= no
OP: YES
Ratch: it actually is
Megs: then show me
OP: *pulls up Wikipedia* WIKIPEDIA NEVER LIES
Megs: yes it does
OP: NO IT DOESN'T
IT TOLD ME THERE ARE ALIENS AMONG US
Ratchet: *face-servo* we're on Earth, Optimus.
OP: I TOLD YOU
Megs and Ratchet: *sigh*
OP: And avocado is a fruit
Megs: fine. It's a fruit.
OP: :D
Megs: -_-
OP: ...
Carrots
Ratchet: NO. WE ARE NOT NAMING VEGETABLES.
OP: D:
Megs: Potatoes
OP: :D
broccoli
Ratchet: ...I WILL GET THE WRENCHES
Megs: O.O *backs away slowly*
OP: :P
*whispers*
taco
Megs: A TACO IS NOT A VEGETABLE
Ratchet: *hears the word taco and backs away*
I DIDN'T EAT IT
OP: =_=
~~~
Avocado is actually a fruit
just so you know
YOU ARE READING
TF Bloopers!
RandomOkay so I know there are a few of these around (@Pepapuppy_Autobot 's are hilarous) but I recently got ideas thanks to some people (@JunglePunk) and created a my own bloopers book. Enjoy! :D (#48 in humor what)
