Arcee: Anyone know what's up with Optimus?
Bee: *shrugs*
Bulkhead: Why do you ask?
Arcee: He keeps yelling at the sky.
Bulkhead: O.o what
Arcee: go find him and you'll see.
Bulkhead: ...*leaves room to go find Optimus*
*finds him on roof of the base*
OP: WHY? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Bulkhead: O.O uh
OP: THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!
Bulkhead: Optimus?
OP: *notices Bulkhead* WHAT
Bulkhead: Why are you yelling?
OP: Personal matters.
Bulkhead: Uh...then why are you yelling about it?
OP: My conflict is with the sky.
Bulkhead: ...uh...can you yell at the sky quietly?
OP: If I do that then it won't hear me.
Bulkhead: You'll end up blowing our cover if you keep yelling.
OP: Meh.
Bulkhead: ...
OP: ...
Bulkhead: You know what I'll just go...
OP: *blinks*
Bulkhead: now...
OP: *nods*
Bulkhead: *backs away slowly*
OP: *turns around and looks back up at the sky* I DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE ME BACK MY TACO!
Sky: no.
OP: YOU SPEAK! But you for some reason sound a lot like Smokescreen.
Sky: What? N-no, no I don't... *meanwhile Smokescreen is on a higher ledge pretending to be the sky*
OP: Whatever. YOU STILL NEED TO GIVE ME BACK MY TACO!
Bulkhead: O.o *goes down lift and back into base*
Arcee: What'd I tell you?
Bulkhead: That's something I won't forget for the rest of my life. Ratchet have you scanned him?
Ratchet: *is casually munching taco* hmm?
Bulkhead: ...
Ratchet: ...
Bulkhead: ...
Ratchet: ...
Bulkhead: Optimus was looking for that.
Ratchet: *takes another bite* don't care.
YOU ARE READING
TF Bloopers!
LosoweOkay so I know there are a few of these around (@Pepapuppy_Autobot 's are hilarous) but I recently got ideas thanks to some people (@JunglePunk) and created a my own bloopers book. Enjoy! :D (#48 in humor what)
