Now Just Tacos

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The scene was set. Bumblebee was perfectly in character (he and Raf had become close outside the screen, which is what sold their guardian/charge relationship on-screen). Raf had done his part well, and was, still, laying on the gurney as the others spoke their lines with the right expressions.

Megatron and Optimus were a few feet away, the volcano scene taking a small break as the two caught their "breath", so to speak. The choreography in that scene was great when accomplished successfully, but detailed and sometimes hard to remember. The two watched as Arcee pinned Bee to the wall and gave him her small talk about keeping his emotions in check, when Optimus leaned over to Megatron in the background and whispered;

"What's the proper way to eat a taco?"

"Bottom up," Megatron replied almost immediately, not looking at him. Optimus' optics widened.

"That-what? No! How? HOW?!"

The director-which was Alpha Trion-gave Optimus a look, and the Prime lowered his voice. "That's the worst possible way to eat a taco!"

"Well, you asked. I answered."

Optimus rolled his Optics and walked over to Starscream.

"Taco. How do you eat it?"

"Excuse me? I only consume the purest energon found on this-"

"We are talking about tacos."

"...from the top down?"

Optimus face palmed. Rafael had heard what was going on in the background. They were gonna have to redo this anyway, he was fidgeting, though he tried not to.

"Optimus, you take off one of the shells, like an open-faced sandwich. But as a taco," he shouted, sitting up and interrupting Arcee.

"Cut!" Alpha Trion shouted in exasperation.

"No, Rafael! That can't be it!"

"It's not," Raf replied, a grin forming on his face. Optimus shook his head.

"Arcee-"

"Don't even bring me into this," she cut him off, raising her servos and walking away. Bee looked at him, shrugged, and walked in the opposite direction. Bulkhead quickly scooted out of the room.

"Ratchet."

Ratchet didn't even look up as he messed around with the console, memorizing what to press to actually make the scene look real.

"From the side, Optimus. Everyone knows that."

"You would know," Optimus mumbled, giving him a look.

"Hm?" Ratchet replied, looking up.

"Oh, nothing," Optimus smiled innocently and walked away.

"I thought so." Ratchet smirked, before walking away from the others. Starscream could hide Dark energon in these places of the Nemesis sets, he could hide a taco.

"We'll shoot in five!"

And he could eat it-from the side-in less than five minutes.

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I always eat from the side...so...

Also this idea was given to me by Arya_Skye ! Thanks Arya, "I needed that". ;>

So, how is this format? Should I just stick to the way it was before? Should I continue it this way? Let me know!

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