Yaoi Oneshots!

Nice underwear Splendid~ (Shifty x Splendid x Lifty)

Shifty's pov:

Me and Lifty were planning to rob a bank tonight and couldn't wait to get the jewels~ i just hope that splendid doesn't come. Lifty scowls "Hmm...How do we get that pesky splendid to not come??" Me and my brother were thinking of a plan. "....dunno." shrugs and lifty glared. So far we had nothing against the hero. We both sighed and grabbed our bags to rob the bank and we sneakily made it there and began robbing the whole vault until we heard a voice "Well well what do we have here" i heard knuckles crack and we looked towards the hero and snickered Splendid "what are you guys snickering at?" Lifty "Look at your bottom." he looked down and saw he didn't have any pants on but he shrugged it off "So?" he walked towards us but was stopped by us with out hands on his shoulders and he crossed his arms looking at both of us terrified and he was sweating. "So splendid why do you wear such girly boxers" Lifty "Yeah~ there so CUTE" "Look they have hearts on then" He groaned annoyed "Will you just shut up?!" He punched us both blushing 'Thats cute~' and then we began running away with nothing and we went back to our hideout...and thats when we both found out we have feelings for the hero..

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Splendid was walking around the park calm and collect until he felt his pants go down and looked down and saw Shifty was pulling them down and he heard a 'click' and Lifty taking a picture holding a green Acorn he knew exactly what it was..he started sweating nervously with a smile on his face and his eyes were swirls

"UM.....What are you two guys doing?.."

Shifty & lifty "Having fun ofcourse~" they both laughed while i scowled.

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Splendid was looking around cautiously looking anywhere for those sneaky little fuckers and felt his bottom get cold and looked down and saw my pants gone and looked around and saw them holding my pants and i tried to cover my boxers

"STOP DOING THISSSS!!!!!"

Lifty "NOPE!"

Shifty "This is to fun!~" i began chasing after then annoyed and finally caught up to them and put my pants back on annoyed and looked at the two who were tied with a rope i walked up to them and bended down and looked lazily at them

Shifty "What is it?" lifty was looking elsewhere quiet.

"I'm just wondering why your around me more then usual"..

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i was sleeping in my room and got up to make breakfast and saw shifty and lifty sleeping in my living room i gaped "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOINGGGG HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee?!?!?!!?"
S&L "we came to say We love you." I was silent. "um.." i looked away and felt myself trapped between lifty and shifty

L&S "so now let us do whatever we want to you!~" Lifty licked my neck. I had a troubled face while blushing and looking at lifty. Shifty went into bite my neck and i grabbed onto his hat. My teeth were gritted, Lifty licked my ear "We want you splendid~" Shifty ripped off my shirt i blushed heavily "O-oi---" Lifty tiled my head and kissed me. (wondering if i should do a lemon...) he then asked for entrance and i opened it let his tongue travel all over my cavern i moaned into the kiss and Shifty saw this and looked in jealousy and kissed one of my nipples and licked it then sucked it i moaned more. Lifty took off my shorts then my boxers and slipped on of his fingers in while kissing me. Shifty began licking the tip of my Rod and then put the whole thing in his mouth and began bobbing his head at a fast pace while lifty added a few more fingers stretching me until he saw fit and then put his rod into my ass i moaned in pain and pleasure Lifty made me bend forward and then began ramming into me i screamed in pain but it was muffled by liftys kiss "Agh~ ngh~" lifty removed his mouth from my leaving a trail of saliva. I came into Shifty's mouth and he swallowed all of it and licked the rest of it from his face "D-don't swallow it! >///<" Shifty smirked "Its sweet like honey" "d-don't say such a embarrassing thing-- aHH!~" My sentence was ended by a moan my legs were trembling lifty smirked at shiftys impatient face "Getting impatient brother?" shifty "i thought that was pretty obvious.." Lifty "why don't you put yours in also?~" Shifty rejusted my body so i was on top of both of them and slowly put his in "w-wait it won't fit!---" he put it in anyway they both moved at the same pace and same time i covered my mouth. Lifty "hey shifty i can feel yours" Shifty "shut up. were both in the same person ofcourse you can feel it" tears crowded my eyes.

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i was laying down in the middle of them in my bed "i hate you two." L&S "i love you too~" after that i couldn't walk for two days.

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Hope you enjoyed the smut~ i just couldn't help it <3