Brokenstar: I hate everyone, but I hate one cat most of all. Millie. Let's go kill her.
Millie: BRIARLIGHT YOUR HEART IS NOT BEATING AS FAST AS IT WAS 00000.883763 SECONDS AGO!!!!!!
Briarlight: *sighs and rolls eyes.*
Jayfeather: *hisses*
Millie: I SWEAR JAYFEATHER MILLIE IS DYING HER FUR IS NOT PERFECTLY STRAIGHT AND SHINY.
Jayfeather: Oh my StarClan, please take her.
Brokenstar: I can take her.
Jayfeather: Please do.
Brokenstar: *grabs Millie by the scruff and then disappears.*
Millie: What's happening? Where's Briarlight?
Brokenstar: *releases 500 dogs that chase Millie.*
Millie: BRIARLIGHT ARE YOU OKAY?
Blossomfall: Hmph. Can I join you dogs?
Dogs: Ya sure.
Blossomfall: Ok then. *jumps onto dog's back*
Bumblestripe: I'm in *Jumps up on dog beside Blossomfall*
All of StarClan: *cheers*
Written by Bat, who knows that if you want to not anger fans but still want to kill a cat, may as well kill Millie.
Supervised by Leopardclaw who knows that Millie is not really that bad and is just overprotective.
...and who knows that he just might kill someone for hating Millie...
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Warriors Spoofs
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