Bat: Get on with the show!
Ashfur: In a dimension, far, far away there are battling sides.
*dramatic music plays*
Ashfur: They fight all day, all night. None are victorious.
Scourge: *walks on stage* We must rid the world of those pesky Inlaws.
Daisy: Yes, they cause us too much trouble.
Millie: Let's get started. Let's exterminate the insects.
Purdy: Oh, I'll get the Raid. I didn't know we needed an exterminator, I could've hired one.
Barley: *sigh* Purdy, its in the script, not in real life. Say your line.
Purdy: All we need to do is squish 'em.
Barley: *stomps paw* THIS ENDS NOW!
Ravenpaw: This means war, Inlaws! We are the Outlaws!
Crowfeather: If its war you want, its war you'll get.
Leafpool: We'll bring war to you.
Princess: *jumps on Leafpool* DIE! DIE PUNY INLAW!
Hollyleaf: *leaps at Scourge* It's time for you to die.
Crowfeather: *leaps at Millie* ITS THE WAR OF THE SECONDARY AGENTS!
*all cats jump at eachother*
Ravenpaw: Get off our territory before we make you!
Purdy: Yeah! What the little one said!
Scourge: Retreat, my grave Outlaws. We will win it back later. This isn't the last you've seen of us.
Hollyleaf: We never want to see your mangy pelts again.
Written by Bat! The suspense is real! It's already been supervised by the best, *cough cough me* So get your muddy paws off it, pal. You know who you are.
*looks around innocently* Who? What?
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Warriors Spoofs
De TodoBluestar: Who wants to hear some awesome Warrior Cat spoofs! Clan: *everyone but Tigerclaw raises paws* Bluestar: Who wants to laugh at some weird spoofs? Clan: *everyone but Tigerclaw raises paws* Bluestar: Who wants to banish Tigerclaw for not rai...
