My Day

[8:52 AM] Sneezing.

So I'm sitting in bed and I sneeze, so now I have a roll of toilet paper my sister brought me. I wiped my arm off, since I had sneezed on it, and wadded the toilet paper up. I threw it into the trash can and made it. Then I blew my nose and repeated the process three times. I made four into the trash can. Then my luck ran out and the last two landed a foot to the left and on top of my desk.

It felt good while it lasted.

[8:59 AM]