Imagine :Okay so Niall is not a part of One Direction and y'all have been dating for five years and it's two days before Christmas
_____________________________"Niall, have you completed your shopping for Christmas?" you ask him, as he folds the newspaper and you know for a fact that he's reading about golf.
"Yeah, I've done it," he says, looking really excited.
What if he proposes to me? After all, we've been together for five years, oh my god, maybe that's the reason he's being so excited and secretive.
Niall started playing with his guitar and every time he played it, you wanted to die because he was good.
JESUS CHRIST, THIS BOY WILL BE THE REASON OF MY DEATH, WHY DO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
*Christmas day*
"Merry Christmas!" you say to Niall, kissing him on the cheek. You give him his present which was something related to golf which Niall had always wanted.
"Er, yours is outside," he says, putting his hands over your eyes and leading you towards the garage.
When he lets you open your eyes, you are shocked to see a black Chevrolet parked in garage with a freaking red bow on it.
"Oh my God! You did not..." you trail off because you were so surprised.
"I did." he says, beaming.
"Niall, I love you so much, I—"
"You called for an Uber?" a man asks, popping his head out of your Chevrolet.
You can see Niall smiling awkwardly as you put two and two together and come to the conclusion that your lazy ass boyfriend never got you a car.
"It's an Uber with a bow on it." you point out, your voice slightly shrill.
"Yeah," he says, his smile fading as he realizes that you're angry.
"Like, I actually thought you bought me a car." you say.
"Hell no, who's got the money for that? Do you know how expensive it was just to pay for this bow? I'm not up for that kind of a financial commitment!" he says and that was enough for you to make you slap him.
"Um, should I leave...?" The man in the says, still seated in the car which clearly isn't yours.
"I want a divorce," you say to Niall, completely ignoring the other idiot."We're not even married!" he points out, looking at you like you're crazy.
Well we could be if you had just bought a freaking ring instead of making me want to kill you by paying for an Uber with a freaking bow on it.
"I hate you," you say to him, rolling your eyes.
"Why? I took a chonce," he says to you, clearly very sad. "God knows I tried".
"Leave me alone!" you growl.
"I love youuu" he says and pulls you in to a kiss. You end up tripping over a wire and your Christmas tree falls on you both.
You both end up spending your Christmas in the hospital.
"Best Christmas ever" you say to him, the sarcasm obvious in your voice.
"Y/n, I tried, they're was a freaking ring in that Uber, I was planning to-" he says and you interrupt him before he could continue.
"Niall James Horan, what the hell?"
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Part 2? Or just leave it like that?
The Uber bow idea is not mine. Credits to Jimmy Kimmel for this idea, I loved it so much and I'm like, why not turn it in to an imagine?
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