Heroes Of Olympus One-Shots

Love Spell (Everyone)

HI IM NOT DEAD! These intros get to long so I'm just gonna do authors notes now but here is an actual update yayyyy! Also I tried to make this as dirty as possible but its bxb so if yah don't like don't read.

"WE'RE IN THIS MESS BECAUSE OF PIPER!"

"ITS NOT MY FAULT MY MOTHER IS A LUNATIC!"

"I CANT HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM, I JUST CANT!"

"DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WE HAVE A CHOICE NOW DOES IT?!"

"DON'T YOU DARE BLAME THIS ON ME! ITS YOUR FAULT TOO! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!"

"IF YOU WEREN'T STRAIGHT WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BLAME THIS ON ME!? YOUR LOGIC MAKES NO SENSE AND YOU'RE STRAIGHT TOO!"

"WHY ARE YOU ALL SURPRISED?! ME AND PERCY HAVEN'T GOTTEN A MOMENTS PEACE WITHOUT PIPER'S MOM OR HERA COMING IN AND MESSING EVERYTHING UP! ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME APHRODITE DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO STOP PLAYING DUMB!"

"SO NOW YOUR CALLING US DUMB?!"

"PROBABLY CUZ YOU ARE DUMB, ASS FACE!"

"OK OK OK EVERYONE STOP SCREAMING!" Piper yelled filling her voice with every ounce of charm speak she had.

But this was Aphrodite's magic. Her charm speak wouldn't work over it.

They all stared at her then went back to screaming at each other at the same time.

Then Chiron walked in and stomped his hooves on the floor.

"Alright alright enough of that non sense. Obviously the goddess has some reason behind her doing. It should wear off soon but for now you should just wait it out." he said.

"And how long will that take?"

"The last time this happened, it took three months."

The group of demigods groaned.

"Don't worry. It should wear off soon. But until then just try to be as normal as possible around the campers."

"How am I supposed to do that when I feel like jumping Percy's bones every 5 seconds?"

"You can't deny my sexiness, Jason." Percy said.

Annabeth punched him in the the arm.

"Just try. I must go to my masters archery class. Stop arguing and be polite to each other." Chiron said and trotted out.

"Well...b-baayby. I- I love y-ou." Percy said cringing at Annabeth. Slowly moving in to kiss each other it looked like they were being forced to kiss a butt. Percy just quickly kissed her on her cheek and ran out to teach his swimming lessons.