The Flash vs. Appendicitis

Chapter 1

Barry clutched his stomach and winced slightly as he messily wrote through his reports on yet another Mirror Master and Weather Wizard case.  Just then he sniffed out Big Belly Burger.  "Hi baby."  Iris said as her thigh-high boots clicked across the floor.  They kissed longingly as if they hadn't seen each other for a year (they saw each other in the morning).  "Get a room."  Julian called out,disgusted by their smooches.  "I got you bi-." "Big Belly Burger!"  Barry finished Iris.  At first Barry was starved but he felt...icky after smelling the Big Belly Burger.  "Well, I'd love Big Belly Burger but I am stuffed.  Just had a big lunch."  Barry said pained.  Julian rolled his eyes at him and went back to work.  He was starting to regret giving Barry his job back.  "Barr.  Stop lying.  You haven't had lunch."  She said back.  "How do you know that?"  He said nervously.  "Barry.  I've known you since we were 4.  Do you really think I can't tell when you're lying."  She said, a tinge of annoy in her tone.  "Well.  I'm just not feeling lunch so...maybe I can make Dinner for you and I will have a special surprise for you at home."  He said seductively.  "Mkay Allen.  Will do."  Iris said back playfully,trying to stifle a giggle.  She kissed him on the cheek and left to go back to CCPN.  Julian scoffed.  "You two can't go a day without sex can you?"  He said not believing what he just witnessed.  Barry just laughed uneasily.  He jumped suddenly when his phone dinged loudly.  "Cisco yea I...but I'm at wo-... okay,see you at STAR."  He nervously looked at Julian who looked up at him slowly.  "Allen what are you...Oh.  Go do your flash thing.  I'll cover you."  He said exhausted.  Barry smiled at him and sped out leaving Julian in a pile of papered mess and awe.  "That's gonna take some getting used too."  He muttered.