Brother: We'll have to go the other way. We'll cross the highway.
Me: Okay, if I'm flattened, you can explain it to our mother. 😌
Brother: A car is not going to hit you! 😒
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Moments Of Hilarity In a Mundane Life: Part Three
Random[G] Third installment of the "Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life" series. Moments of hilarity in the life of yours truly. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded/edited due to a memory lapse or for the priv...
If I'm Flattened...
Brother: We'll have to go the other way. We'll cross the highway.
Me: Okay, if I'm flattened, you can explain it to our mother. 😌
Brother: A car is not going to hit you! 😒