Mom: You need drugs to speed up your metabolism.
Me: I'm not taking any drugs. I'm not a popper.
Mom: 0_0 😨 Where did you learn that?!
Me: 😂
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Moments Of Hilarity In a Mundane Life: Part Three
Random[G] Third installment of the "Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life" series. Moments of hilarity in the life of yours truly. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded/edited due to a memory lapse or for the priv...
