Brother: I'm am coming home soon. Did you miss me?
Me: Was I supposed to? 😱 You should have told me! 😱
Brother: YES! 😡😡😡
Me: I forgot to miss you because you didn't tell me! 😱
Brother: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!
Me: But I have a bad memory. Didn't you know? 😌
Brother: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!
Me: Why do you want me to miss you then? You're so odd. 😮
Brother: I hate you.
Me: Nah, you're just in denial of your absolute adoration for me. 😏
Brother: I don't like you. 😡
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Moments Of Hilarity In a Mundane Life: Part Three
De Todo[G] Third installment of the "Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life" series. Moments of hilarity in the life of yours truly. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded/edited due to a memory lapse or for the priv...