Friend: - omanie observes us from a distance -
Me: What am I observing?
Friend: Me and Lui bounce around like eggs.
Me: Don't break. Eggs don't bounce. They crack. You'll be Humpty Dumpty in a minute.
Friend: Unless they’re boiled and peeled, then they bounce.
Me: I'm sure a boiled egg will splatter. They're not balls.
Friend: Well, we’re overbouled cos someone don't know how to cook.🤗
Me: You can't boil an egg?😵
Friend: It becomes green when I do it.
Me: 😵😵😵😵What in the world do you do?!🙈
Friend: Feel sorry for my future Zauj. 😏😊
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Moments Of Hilarity In a Mundane Life: Part Three
Random[G] Third installment of the "Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life" series. Moments of hilarity in the life of yours truly. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded/edited due to a memory lapse or for the priv...
