You were walking home from a late night at the bar where you work. You were a block away from home and some asshole decided to attempt to hit me with his car. Dude you best be watching where you go. You reach in your black purse and carefully grab your knife. The asshole gets out of his very expensive metallic purple Lamborghini, and you soon found out it was the prince clown of Gotham himself.
"Why hello Y/N. It's been a while, hasn't it?"
"Yeah and what's your point. Don't you have your Harley? Why would you need me?" He put his left hand to his lips, and walked a little closer to you.
"All that chit chats gonna get ya hurt. Now I'm here because I need you Y/N."
"Oh yeah and what's that mistah' J?" You imitated Harley. He looked at you with pure anger and hate.
"Now now Y/N I can't have you running and tellin batsy now can I?"
"No mistah' J. Not unless he is already on his way." He looked in the sky and started to laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You really think old batsy is gonna stop me from trying to get you Y/N?"
"Now now Mistah' J. All of that chit chat is gonna get you hurt."
* Enter le batman*
"Joker I need you to go back to Arkham Asylum."
"Batsy stop it your ruining my date with Y/N"
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Joker x Reader (completed)
RandomTitle tells ya everything ... There maybe some spoilers from sucide squad so if you haven't seen it and you wanna I would suggest not to read it until later. Thanks loves ya doll face 😍😍😍
