Mission Bad Boy
Chapter Three: Bad Girls, Good Girls & A Fish Named Kitty.
"The queen is speaking."
"Where?"
"Asswhipe."
"You need toilet paper?"
"You're so annoying."
"Annoyingly gorgeous."
"I don't even know how you look like."
"Yet you have a feeling I'm very good looking since I get a lot of good--"
"Don't continue that damned sentence, Cade!"
"Whoops. So today me and Wendy spoke."
"Finally. What did you guys talk about?"
"Sex."
"Cade! Are you serious?!"
"No. I was flirting with her and stuff and she was being a bitch."
"Cade! That's your crush!"
"You like to say my name a lot."
"What?! N-No!"
"Yeah you do."
"Whatever. You shouldn't say that about your crush."
"But I did. She's a bitch but I love it. I love the girls with the biggest attitude, you feel?"
"What? You like girls who are mean?"
"I like girls with an attitude and girls with bad vibes."
"Oh you like bad girls. Same thing."
"If that's what you call then sure."
"I'm pretty sure all guys like bad girls."
"Mm..no. Not all. Some of my guy friends dig the good girls. I think they're boring."
"Fuck you."
"When?"
"You just called me boring, Cade!"
"I did?"
"You just said good girls are boring."
"To date. I've never associated with a good girl. The good girls at my school are fugly and weird."
"That's so mean. I'm not--"
"I said at my school, Annie. Keep up."
"Well how do you know I'm not fugly and weird?"
"I don't."
"..."
"I don't know how you look like and I barely know you so don't take that as a bad thing."
"Well, my name's Annie Rosalyn Quinn. I have one brother named Ryder and a goldfish named Kitty."
"You named a fish named Kitty?"
"I couldn't figure out any names for it."
"But Kitty?"
"Yup."
"Weird."
"Anyways, my favorite color is rose gold, my favorite animal is a turtle, my favorite soda is grape, I have an obsession with cats and I love The Vampire Diaries."
"Got it."
"Your turn."
"No thanks, princess."
"Why not?"
"I'm lazy."
"You're such a loser....WHAT? YEAH OKAY I'LL BE THERE IN A SEC."
"What the fuck. Why are you yelling? I'm deaf now."
"My mom was calling me, twathead. I gotta go eat, talk to you later."
Click.
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A/N
It's so plain and not funny whatsoever but soon, my children, soon. They just started talking so their friendship is going purddyy slow.
Ew but isn't Cade so dull? He literally shows no excitement. Smh, players I swear.
Next chapters gonna be a good one ya'll(: some secrets gonna be let out and new crushes(;
Love y'all x
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Mission Bad Boy
Fiksi IlmiahWhen seventeen year-old Cade Wesley calls a fake Teen Helpline since he's stuck between choosing his bad boy ways or his crush Wendy Francis, a shy, bubbly, crazy-as-shit seventeen year-old answers and it's the start of sleepless Friday nights, over...