How to Ouran: a Loser's Guide to the Fandom

I. THE FANDOM WITH WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS™

Or the fandom with no time on their hands who named the fandom anyway?

From flying rose petals to coffee made by commoner's, this book will have it all. Pink bunnies. Ninja teenagers. Private pool parties. Rich kids with outstanding egos. And multiple strip teases.

You'll learn everything you'll ever need to know about the fandom with way too much time on their hands and so much more.

Being the fan you are (or assuming so, if you're reading this book), you should already know plenty about those fictional loves we're currently wasting our time on. But in case you're new to the fandom, or you stumbled upon this book by chance (there are no accidents, you're here for a reason), allow me to catch you up to speed.

You're the princess (or prince, if you prefer) on this blissful journey, and along the way, I can assure you that your hopes and dreams will be filled by our beloved hosts.

There are seven beautiful beings, who will each be formally introduced in the next two chapters, that you'll quickly grow to love.

So sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, because this rollercoaster doesn't stop for your spontaneous freak outs over your OTP having a moment.

So now, I warmly welcome you to Ouran Hell.

And remember, please keep your hands inside the ride at all times (that means no touching the merchandise).