Alright, so you've met Drama King™, What Are Feelings?™, Precious Peanut™, and The Devil In Disguise™, now fasten your seat belts for the long over due part II and get ready for... the other hosts!
To start off the rest of our introductions, we'll pick a well known host, favored by almost everyone (including our hosts themselves): Haruhi Fujioka.
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How did a simple "common folk" make it into such an prestigious school like the Elite Ouran Private Academy, you ask? Well scholarships don't come easy! The school actually wanted Haruhi there, those other rich kids had to pay to get it.
Haruhi is our club's natural type and a real natural she is! First debuting in episode one (chapter one of the manga), Haruhi has always been a fan favorite---for both Host Club clients and Ouran fans. With her passionate smile and dashing good looks, she can definatly win anybody's heart. So be prepared.
If you're new around here, I'll get you up to speed. Within the first couple minutes of the series, this non-binary icon makes a deal with the devil; if she can keep her gender a secret from the entire school, then she can star as the main character in a plotless reverse harem about a bunch of gay kids.
As she says, " it doesn't really matter, does it? Girl, guy, or appearance. It's what's on the inside that counts."
(KT: for the life of me i can't remember what volume this line is in. i have the entire box set next to me, but i gave up after 8 volumes. sorry.)
Now I could go on and on about how amazing our Natural Type actually is, but I have a word count limit for this chapter and must continue on.
Our next host is known for his boyish charm and a love for sweets that could potentially kill him (if it doesn't give him diabetes first). Please give a warm welcome for Mitsukuni Haninozuka!
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Honey is the much loved boy-lolita type of this Host Club and I don't know where we'd be without him. With those big honey-brown eyes and adorable smile to match, you've probably found the kindest heart in Ouran Academy (probably all of Japan too).
And let's not forget his partner in crime, Bun-bun (Usa-chan for those of you who haven't read the manga)
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Bun-bun is they key to this young Haninozuka's superpower. Hidden behind those blank beady eyes is a creature you never want to accidentally encounter in a dark alley, so please be careful and never allow yourself to be left alone with this evil pink bunny. For your own safety.
Oh yeah! Let's not forget Honey's beloved companion that he never goes anywhere without, Takashi Morinozuka.
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Yes, that's how he actually looks, believe me.
Mori has multiple dubbed types, including the wild type, the strong and silent type, the six-foot-giant type, the doesnt know how to speak in fanfiction type, and my personal favorite the stealthy ninja you don't realize is there ever type.
In reality, he's just a giant teddy bear and you can't convince me otherwise.
Oh, before I forget. There's a game between the Hosts in the manga to try and guess what Mori is thinking.
I may not be a host, but my guess is food. When in doubt, always say food.
Not going to lie, I bullshitted half this chapter. See you next time~
