Rhett and link one shots

15. Pt 1 Drunk Rhett

Words: 1850
Description: Title explains it all..
Warnings: profanity, dirty talking, SMUT

Skip if you want to.. *shrugs*

Link's PoV

We had just stepped out of the taxi, in Rhett's driveway, dropping us home from The Streamys Awards Ceremony. "Rhett, I need to pay the driver!" He was clinging onto me, very tightly. "Link, it's fine! I got it!" Stevie called from inside the taxi. "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm sure!" "Thanks Stevie!"

When we were at the Streamys, Rhett had a little too much to drink. It takes quite a lot of achool to get him drunk and he's really clingy and stupid when he is. Me, on the other hand, it takes quite little to even get tipsy, which I was, but at least I could stand and remember important stuff, like that you have to pay for a taxi.

We got inside and I put him on the couch, taking off his shoes and socks. He stood and fell onto me, me supporting all of his weight and him giggling like a maniac. "Remind me to never let you drink this much again!" He laughed as we stumbled up the stairs.

We got through the bedroom doorway and I sat him on the bed. I slipped his tuxedo jacket and waistcoat off him. I went over to his closet to find him a shirt to sleep in, when I felt two hands grip my shoulders tightly. Rhett dragged me away from the closet and pushed me up against the wall. He pinned my wrists above my head, as he let his face come dangerously close to mine, our noses were touching.

"Rhett.." "Shh.. don't ruin the moment.." He slurred. He pulled my back away from the wall and with a flick of his wrists, I landed on the bed. He hovered over me, smirking. I started to feel a little uneasy and slightly nervous. He reached down and grabbed the hem of his shirt, trying to pull it off. My eyes widened and I sat up. "No no no. Rhett! Keep your shirt on!"

He pulled his shirt off and pushed me back down, climbing on top of me. "Rhett!" I struggled under his weight. "Shh. It's okay!" "But-" "I'll take it easy.. I'll treat my L-Linkypoo with care.." He slurred, caressing my face. I gulped. He pinned my hands down to the bed with one hand as he continued to caress my face with the other. "Rhett! Get up! You can't do this!" I tried to get away from him.

"Just l-let the moment be, L-Link.." He hiccuped again, slowly leaning down towards me. "Rhett! I don't think tha-!" he forced his lips to devour mine, pushing his tongue through them. I almost gagged. Soon, he pulled away for air. "Rhett-!" "It's o-okay!" He hiccuped, trailing his hand down my neck to my shirt buttons, still keeping my arms pinned and my body immobile.

"L-Link, you're d-drunk too, so j-just enjoy the m-moment, we d-don't have to tell o-our wives.." Rhett slurred again. "But Rhett-!" He shut me up by forcing his tongue into my mouth again, this time running it all over my lips and chin as well, making it extremely sloppy and wet.

Once he got all of my shirt buttons open, he moved his kisses to my jawline and down to my neck. "Rhett, what are you doi-?" I cut myself off, groaning as he had started to bite down on my neck, sucking and licking over the same spot, creating a hickey. "Are you giving a love bite?!" He nodded, releasing my neck from his teeth.

He went back to kissing my neck and stopped by a different spot, just under my ear, at the start of my jaw. As he started to suck on it, I tried not to moan, as it was my sweet spot. He bit down on to it, making me moan sorta loudly. He lapped his tongue over it a few times and I could've sworn I heard him growl a quiet 'mine', making me gulp. He lifted his head up from the spot and looked into my eyes.

"You d-do like it!" He slurred to me. "No!" I struggled to get free again. "T-then why did you m-moan?" He smirked. "B-because you found my sweet spot.." I blushed. "Oh really?" His smirk got bigger, making me very uneasy. "Yeah.?"