Chapter 55:

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The 10 things I know about you are

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter 'P' without separating your lips

4. You just attempted to do it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face because you skipped number 5

8. You just checked if there was a number 5

9. You laughed at this because you are a fool and everyone does it too

10. You realize there is only 9 things I know about you.

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Hey guys, Skylar here and I wanted to have a quick chat with everyone. I really love you guys and I am so happy you all are reading this story of mines. I'm glad I'm able to make you guys laugh and smile at some of these corny but cute jokes. You guys are amazing human beings and I love every single one of you guys, especially the ones who've been there with me through the major heartbreak I had to deal with in my family.

Love you my sexy beasts!!!!

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