The Things In Christine's Head

rant before my birthday

so, it's almost my birthday (much excite, much excite)
and here comes a rant that i was dying to tell you guys.

CrazyBandAddict and beebobinski know what's up.

i don't want to call this person out, but i was talking to her a week and a half before my birthday.

and this is how the conversation was:

(we be calling this bitch angel, cause she thinks she's satan. hell no, molly is satan.)

me:
hey guess what?

angel:
what?

me:
MY BIRTHDAY'S IS CLOSE BOI!

angel:
nobody gives a fuck, we should be talking about how PHIL'S TURING 30!

now hold the fuck a minute.

you sayin' that you care about phil lester, who lives THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM US, then your smol bean?!

WHAT KIND OF FRIEND FUCKING DOES THAT?!

now, during lunch, she brought out the topic again.

"omg, guys, PHIL'S TURNING FUCKING 30!"

i snapped.

"OH, SO YOU DON'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY, WHICH IS, ahem, TOMORROW?!"

and can you believe what this bitch said?!

"yes!"

I WAS SO DAMN PISSED.

I WANTED TO SNAP HER NECK.

christine