selena: i don't think my mother would appreciate her daughter having sex in her house while she's home
justin: so u WOULD have sex with me if u lived somewhere else
selena: you have a tiny dick
justin: i'm hurt
selena: i don't care
justin: i'm crying and u don't care :(
selena: come see me dumbass
justin: ö
justin: where u @
selena: ice cream stand
selena: is ur 80 year old perverted kidnapper with u??? i don't wanna die today
justin: where else would he be
justin: i'll ask him if i can meet u
selena: hurry, i miss you
justin: just like i knew u would
justin: he said yes
{...}
"SELENA!"
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selena quickly recognized the voice as justin's and couldn't help but smile. she quickly recognized where he was coming from, but before she could process anything else, a hard body knocked her to the ground - justin's.
"dude! what the fuck," selena exclaimed. she knew people were looking at them as they walked by, but all she could focus on was the boy in front, on top of, her.
justin's eyes watered with fake tears as he began to rant, "you know what? i honestly can not believe this and you. i have out my all into this friendship and all you do is treat me terribly. i want to live with you, i want to sleep with you, i want to have sex with you, and all you said was no. i am tired of this one-sided friendship. i have put so much of my time and attention into you. why do you not like me? i am tired."
selena just decided to play along, "sex with me? you disgusting fuckboy! you have been a dick to me for so long. i am ALSO tired."
he wasn't focusing on the words she was saying or the fake argument he had been holding up. justin wiped the fake 'tears' that were placed on his cheeks.
"i also think i'm in love with you."
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selena and justin both knew it was a joke, but justin couldn't help but feel a slight possibility that he really was.
