Period Expectations

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How guys expect girls on their period to act:
Guy: Oh hey it's been a while how are you?
Girl: Shut the frick up!
Guy: I'm sorry was it something I said?
Girl: Ahh it hurts so bad!
Guy: What hurts?
Girl: Oh my gosh I had the best day ever it was so good.
Guy: Are you crazy?
Girl: W-why did he have to leave?! (Crying a waterfall)
Guy: (Quietly sneaks away)

How we really act:
Girl: Get me chocolate.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because I want chocolate.
Guy: Thats not an answer.
Girl: Get me chocolate!
Guy: No.
Girl: Why not?!
Guy: Because I don't want to.
Girl: Get me chocolate before you no longer are able to walk! (Has a knife ready)
Guy: (Runs to the store and buys all the chocolate)

I don't why I made this but I thought of it in reading today so here it is. Hope you had a great day. Yuno out peace

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