If you want you can be the student.
Teacher: Okay so on the worksheet I just have you need to complete problems one to twenty.
Student: I don't think my pencil will last oh well I can try and make it last.
Pencil's pov
Wait do they not care about me? Like not even a little bit? I've lasted since December and it's April and they don't care?! It's like come on most pencils only last a week but I lasted for four months and you don't care?! Like seriously?! You know what you are? You're pencilist! Yeah that's right I just called you pencilist! You don't care about pencils I've seen how you look at pens that's pencilist. I should report you to the pencilice and they'll tell every pencil about you and then when you use other pencils they'll break on purpose. So take that. I think I'll break right...about...now! Then when I'm gone you'll learn to treat pencils right.
(14 Problems and 9 Trips To The Pencil Sharpener Later)
I'm gonna die soon but it'll be worth it. I see my parents right there. "Don't worry mama I'mma comin!"
(He's Dead)
Student: Aww man that was my favorite pencil.
Hope it's good but did you get the joke? Did ya? I bet ya did. Anyways I got bored and decided to write this during school. And if you're wondering no this didn't happen to me I just was thinking about an idea and this came so... yeah. Yuno out peace✌
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Randomness
РазноеThis is just about random stories/thoughts I think about. There'll mainly be stuff for girls but if you're a guy you can read I won't judge. Oh and there might be swearing. Also I love potatoes. So low and behold Randomness. Warning: If you hate d...
