Math
1) n. the abstract science of number, quantity, and space.
2) n. Mental Abuse To Humans
3) n. a subject in which you are taught to find the speed of a car, but in which you are tested on how to find the surface area required for ten aliens to fit on the roof if ever the sun were to come racing toward Earth at the rate of 6.022 x 10^23 miles per hour and plants were growing enough parenchyma cells to fill a large dog that had eaten four minotaurs, sixteen dragons, and twenty ripe babies.
4) n. the only subject in which someone may purchase 28 oranges, 87 watermelons, and 19 majestic nose hairs without having to verify their sanity.
