Random shit about animals and Easter!

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Random shit about animals! Interested?

Animals. Technically, humans are just a messed up, more civilized version of monkeys, but most people won't admit it. Well how do you think gorillas feel? Don't you think they have opinions about being related to you?

And some people abuse their animals. Those ungrateful, undeserving, heartstabbing, negecting little bastards are lucky to have puppies and kitties and all that. I only have one dog and two cats, and we still want more. Although my dog and I hate each other, because she gave me huge scrapes on my legs and never lets me pick her up, I don't neglect her nor beat her.

Did you know that all of the bunnies in Central Park are gone? What happened? If you know, please tell me, because I honestly want to know.

And speaking of bunnies, tomorrow is Easter! And to get in the spirit, I'd just like to tell you all (those who enjoy reading crap) that...

THE EASTER BUNNY GOT BEAT UP! YAY!

Seriously! If you don't believe me, go to abc7. A guy dressed as the Easter Bunny outside some building got beat by gangsters! Heartless, badass, mischievous, and hilarious are just a few words to describe these gangies.

TTFN, or whatever! Tootles! Lexi<3

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