My name hates me!

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Why doesn't anybody have the name Lexi? My name is Lexi!

A lot of people get my name wrong! Even my uncle thought my name was Alexis at my sister's birthday last month!

Just to clarify. My name is Alexa Nicole [not telling last name] and everybody that enjoys my presence calls me Lexi, since kindergarten. But my sister calls me Ali, Nikki, and Lex my bitch, which, for the record, pisses me off!

My friends Sabrina B (WeirdoChick23) and Sabrina S call me Chicken Shit, (long story).

When I was little, my mom used to call me a really embarrassing nickname that she still calls me sometimes and it annoys me unceasingly.

I wish I was named something else, that couldn't be turned into a repulsively BLONDE name.

If anyone wants to give me a name that would fit my kind of personality, please commiserate me and comment with a new name.

I like the name Lexi, but there are 3 people in my grade named Alexa, one is a total bitch and one is my friend (sort of) and one is me.

Alexa isn't bad, but there are so many names to fit into it that you can't imagine.

Comment, vote, fan, I deserve it for having such a hideous name!

And if you're feeling really creative, then you can think up a new middle name too.

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