(Harley and Deadpool) The hit (Complete)

Deadpool

Deadpool p.o.v

The weak man struggled beneath my katanas, he stood no chance against us.
They call this guy a professional ?
Just kill him already
"Thought you'd never ask" I said a sinister smile forming beneath my mask. "What" the guy asked wondering what I meant and who I was talking to. "We weren't talking to you" I said and then brought the blade down forming a clean cut through his neck it was an easy job "almost to eas-" a noise echoed in the ally behind me interuppting my thoughts, mostly likely a friend of his.
Go for the gun
No let him shoot you and think he's killed you
Great idea I thought, I slowly grabbed my gun, spun around only to be shot in the chest by the guy, I fell down and looked like I was on my last breath.
"Any last words" he asked smugly staring down at me.
"You ...should.....have ......done ......your......resaerch...." I said with a raspy voice and then got up with ease surprising the man in front of me. I took my gun out and pointed it at the man
"I can't die" I said and shot him in the stomach. He blew back from the force of the bullet. I kneeled down beside him and stuck my katana in his bullet wound twisting it feeling satisfaction as his blood oozed from the wound. The man screamed out in pain looking at me like I was crazy,  but in my defense I did catch him trying to molest a six year old girl.
"Mabye you'll think of this next time you try to fucking rape a six year old girl." His eyes filled with hope at the thought he may live up to a possible best time.
We are not really going to let him go right ?
No he just wants to get his hopes up before he slowly crushes them.
"That's exactly right" I said mentally congratulating him as I dug my katana deeper into his internal organs. He eventually stopped moving and I took that as my leaving cue.
You should get back to the assassins bar now and ask about that hit offer they called you earlier for.
"Great idea were so smart" I started the long walk to the bar. It took forever but I got there. I went up to the front waved at the bartender "Hello Wade your late" said the bartender unenthusiasticly " well I'm sorry I got distracted, I found two guys trying to rape a six year old girl in an ally and I had to stop them. But what did you have for me." He looked at me as to ask if I'm kidding when I didn't respond he continued. " Iv'e got another hit for you, a real hard one apparently he asked for the best of the best. Wouldn't take anyone else they requested you Wade, feel special ?"
I sat down on the stool in front of him intrigued by this mystery person.
You have no idea.
"Yes we do"I said "we?"he asked confused at who I was talking to.
"Nothing" I said quietly.
"Anyway who is the hit on?" I asked excitedly. I love killing people it's my way of living I am an assassin after all. He gave me the gold card and I was on my way........ After a shot of tequila ......and whiskey OK OK so I had more then that. Whatever. So I headed back to my apartment and did what all good assassins do, research on their 'client'.
The name I was given sounded weird 'Harley Quinn' what type of name is that, is it a girl or guy I better look it up on the internet. The internet has everything.
Two hours later
OK I did some research and found out alot of stuff like she skilled in guns, knives, hand to hand comba-
She's insanely hot I just wanna-
Stop that and focus.
She's immune to toxins not helpful to me, she is with with joker who is super protective I've heard. She lives in Gotham city
Also not helpful, that place is Batman territory no villains can get in or out of there without bats knowing. Why is this job so hard it's just a girl no powers or anything it should be easy
But with my luck this is not gonna be easy sincs I can't die and stuff. So I called around and found out Harley was gonna be at Crystal jewalry store tomorrow night I will make a surprise visit before she leaves nothing will stop me from killing her.....Nothing.